The Password Keyboard™️ Enter your password in record time with complete accuracy. We all know the feeling of messing up a password and starting over. With our super compact keyboard, simply type your password and only your password. Choose an ultra secure 8 character password and start tapping down the line. The integrated LEDs will alert you when you somehow still screw it up. Now was that an upper case S or a $.

Stop Snacking Sweater™️ #ad Your new personal anti-snacking assistant. Featuring our patent pending Infinity Loop design, instantly trap your greedy little snack hands from eating an entire bag of @chexmix Muddy Buddies. Climb into this sweater the moment you have no other way of stopping yourself from snacking. When your taste buds wanna say yes, our sweater says NO!

The Musk Mat™️ Run your feet all over your favorite billionaire. Our newest ultra plush rug features the visionary Elon Musk enjoying a little taste of the devil’s lettuce. Spend each day being side eyed and judged while you relax at home.

Take Effect Timer™️ Know exactly when the marijuana will hit you. Just in time for 4/20, our state of the art timer helps you plan your day around your high. Pick your consumption method of choice and turn the dial to match. Go about your day until the timer goes off to start the high of a lifetime.

The AirShades™️ Block the sun while bumping some beats. Just in time for white boy summer, our latest sunglass collection features specialized arms to seamlessly integrate your Apple AirPods. Slide each AirPod into its holster and firmly keep your sunglasses up to your face whenever they are in your ears. Block out your haters on a whole new level.

The Sizzling Scooper™️ Melt away into your first bite of ice cream. Our one-of-a-kind spoon features an integrated quick flame melting system. Simply pull the trigger to heat up your ice cream to the perfect temperature. Feed your ice cream addiction one soft scoop at a time.

The ZoomBorg™️ It's time to make Zoom calls feel more personal. With this revolutionary webcam, get the feeling of talking face to face even when it's digital. Our ultra life-like mannequin features a full HD camera to stream your convorsations to Zoom. Ignore the computer and just talk right into the ZoomBorg's eyes as you virtually chat the afternoon away. This is truly the new normal.

The Coffee Cargo Carrier™️ You’ve never carried so much in one trip from the car before. With our latest forearm contraption, carry absolutely everything from your car without spilling your @Dunkin coffee. The military grade cargo next can be filled to the brim with your coffee cups stay snug within our double grip holsters. This is a new coffee carrying revolution.

The Watch Your Step Rug™️ Walk your dirty shoes across your favorite rug. Our newest innovative runner rug features our patent pending pass through floor technology. These perfectly placed holes ergonomically fit to your shoes to ensure you never walk across the top of the rug. Finally proceed without caution.

The Modular Water Bottle™️ Just the right amount of water to match your thirst. Our revolutionary drinking system features a water tight thread system and hundreds of interchangeable sections to create the perfect water bottle for any occasion. Choose the size that fits your level of thirst, screw on the top and bottom, and stay effortlessly hydrated. Anyone know where the closest bathroom is?