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Cable Clamp Cover™️

Cable Clamp Cover™️ Eliminate your stolen charging cables right at the source. This revolutionary outlet cover features our signature locking technology to secure your charging brick and cable directly into your wall for safe keeping. Simply slide your cable through our passthrough port, insert your USB brick into the sure fit pocket, and screw the entire cover into your outlet to finally stop the steal of your most prized possession.

The Zoom-ouflage Shirt™️

The Zoom-ouflage Shirt™️ Create the illusion you are fully dressed on your next Zoom call. This mini mannequin is perfect for all those days you simply don’t want to get dressed. Strategically place it in front of your computer’s WebCam to undoubtedly fool every person you encounter digitally. Enjoy your day in absolute nature comfort… just don’t stand up!

The Slice Slapper™️

The Slice Slapper™️ Eliminate horrible pizza toppings in an instant! Our debut removal tool features an easy push button and tri-angled blades to rapidly chop away any potion of your pizza pie featuring ingredients you would NEVER eat. Simply locate the deplorable section and slap it away to customize your pizza to your unique one of a kind taste. Now… who TF ordered the pineapple olive mushroom pizza?!?

Rage Quit Protector™️

Rage Quit Protector™️ For all those times your video games send you over the edge. This 360° inflatable contraption protects yours controllers from impact. Simply blow it up and insert it through one of the two pass through hand chambers. The transparent top will ensure you will still see every button. Now unleash your rage in any direction with full peace of mind.

The GyroJogger™️

The GyroJogger™️ The hands free way to watch your shows while on a run. This sleek harness firmly fit around your head and features a multi-axis rotation gimbal for smooth viewing. Stay safe with our reflective straps and easy glance window to keep your eyes on the road. Any movie recommendations for my next marathon?

The Social Decision Token™️

The Social Decision Token™️ To like or not to like, that is the decision. With our new social currency, leave your double tap to date with the flip of this token. Remove the stress of your scroll with a straightforward result on whether or not you should like any piece of content on Instagram. Move over Bitcoin there’s a new token in town.

The Cob Quicky™️

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The Cob Quicky™️ Hands down the easiest way to butter your corn on the cob. With our latest offering, grab yourself a fresh stick of butter go to town on your cob. Simply insert the butter on to our firm grip center spikes and slather your corn from top to bottom. It’s time to show off your go to technique at your next BBQ. Are you a righty or lefty?

The PlantStation 5™️

The PlantStation 5™️ Make your PS5 not completely horrible to look at. Our unique custom faceplates swiftly slide onto your console and feature four planters. Fill each up with soil and start creating your gaming garden. Finally this incredibly powerful device will also look incredibly beautiful. Anyone wanna play squads?!

The Hoodie Helpers™️

The Hoodie Helpers™️ Keep your hoodie strings perfectly even at all times. Stop living your life as a slob with uneven strings on your sweatshirts with this breakthrough technology. Using the magnetic snaps, attach these nifty holders and slide the strings from your hood while lifting upward. Goodbye OCD - Hello Perfection.

The Cruise N Breeze™️

The Cruise N Breeze™️ No Air Conditioning, No problem. Our never before seen device funnels the outdoor air through the distinctive S-curve tube directly into your car to keep you at the perfect temperature. The ballistic netting will ensure no bugs or debris will enter your vehicle while in motion. The faster you go the stronger the force of air! It’s never been more simple to stay cool for the summer.

AirTag Socks™️

The AirShades™️ Block the sun while bumping some beats. Just in time for white boy summer, our latest sunglass collection features specialized arms to seamlessly integrate your Apple AirPods. Slide each AirPod into its holster and firmly keep your sunglasses up to your face whenever they are in your ears. Block out your haters on a whole new level.
AirTag Socks - Unnecessary Inventions
AirTag Socks - Unnecessary Inventions
AirTag Socks - Unnecessary Inventions
AirTag Socks - Unnecessary Inventions
AirTag Socks - Unnecessary Inventions
AirTag Socks - Unnecessary Inventions

The Oscillating TV Stand™️

The Oscillating TV Stand™️ Let everyone in the room can see the TV! This first of its kind TV mount rotate back-and-forth 90 degrees to ensure everyone gets a good glimpse at what’s happening on the television no matter where they might be sitting in your living room. Now how are we gunna decide on what to watch?!?