The Smoke Deflector™️ No alarms while you’re cooking in the kitchen. We all can’t be five star chefs and our newest invention helps ease your cooking struggles. This device magnetically snaps to the ceiling and features a high powered fan to blow any smoke away from your smoke detector. Does anyone else enjoy their steak well done?!

Anytime Selfie System™️ The perfect mirror selfie in any situation. Sometimes a selfie in the mirror just hits different. Our groundbreaking new smartphone case brings the mirror with you anywhere. Swiftly slide your phone in and achieve break taking mirror selfies in sceneries you have only dreamed about. Hashtag no filter.

The Mr. Deeds Fountain™️ Nothing but Hawaiian Punch for David Dobrik. Straight from the movie and into David’s new house, our revolutionary custom built water fountain flows nothing but delicious fruit punch at any time of the day. Now if only ever school in America would adopt this technology.

MagSanitize Pro™️ Keep your hands germ free 24/7. We all know that we must keep our hands fresh and clean in today’s world. This new innovative iPhone accessory swiftly connects to your device using MagSafe technology and dispenses hand sanitizer at a moments notice. It’s gonna take more than an apple a day to keep the doctor away so throw some hands sanitizer on this Apple.

The HookShot™️ Hang your jacket and rip a shot. When you get home from a long day you can finally relax the moment you put your coat away. This invention swiftly flips a shot of your favorite alcohol as your coat pulls down upon the hook. I find myself taking my coat off a lot these days.

The Alarm Clock Cup™️ We all know the feeling of waking up in the middle of the night needing water ASAP. Our newest innovation combines your trusted alarm cup with the perfect drinking glass for those thirsty moments while you sleep. I think it’s time for a glass of water.

The SwingStepper™️ Hit your fitness goals without the effort! It’s a new year and it’s time to get back in shape. Our newest invention helps your hit your Daily Step goal with ease. Slide your smart watch onto this robotic swinging arm and let it rack up the steps while you kick back. Beach body here I come!

Santa’s Safety Shelf™️ Protect your presents at new heights! Make sure your gifts make it to Christmas Day with our new tree expansion pack. This wooden shelf fits firmly into your artificial Christmas tree and enables you to properly keep your presents out of harms way. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!

Mask-Spenders™️ Keep your mask firmly above your nose at all times. We all know the woes of your mask fall below your nose. With our new invention, simply slide the elastic headband over your head and clamp the suspenders above your nose for a firm lift all day. Approved by 9/10 Karen’s.