“I think this is what I was made to do.”
“None of this would've happened if I didn't just put it out there. Just start something and share it with the world.”
“Matty Benedetto is the master of unnecessary inventions.”
“The internet doesn't shut down, so you've got to keep feeding the beast and staying on top of it.”
“I'm really trying to convince you it's easier to use one of my inventions when in reality you know that it's completely unnecessary.”
“Every single tooth in one easy swish.”
“All of my products are made completely out of parody.”
“I just kinda love telling people no. I'm an artist, and it's an art...ish.”