iDangle™️

iDangle™️ the first electronic way to watch your favorite programs completely hands free while laying down. Next time you go to relax, simply flip the switch downward to begin repelling our phone mount toward you. Stop it at just the right location magnetically attach your phone and get comfortableNext effortlessly enjoy your go to content with absolute levitating ease. Then simply grab your phone and send the holster back to the ceiling to go about your day.

tHe tEeN TyPEr™️

tHe tEeN TyPEr™️ The only device that allows you to effortlessly send passive aggressive emails. Simply plug our handy electronic machine into your computer. The piston arm will automatically begin moving up and down in a randomized pattern. Turning on and off the caps lock button. Begin crafting your email as you normally would aNd SeND tHe PeRFeCtlY sCulPTEd EmAiL in No tIMe.

The Snacker Timer™️

The Snacker Timer™️: the trap door snack bowl so your snacks last throughout your entire at-home movie experience. Fill up this snack vessel to the brim and throw on Disney & Pixar’s #Lightyear, now on Blu-ray, Digital & 4K Ultra HD. As it’s playing the trap door will randomly open to grab a bite before closing to lock them away. So as you enjoy your new favorite flick you will also be able to slowly enjoy your snacks as you never know exactly when the door will open or close for your munching pleasure. Add Lightyear to your Pixar movie collection by clicking the link in my bio.

The Digit Diverter™️

The Digit Diverter™️ Water your plants with amazing pressure and a relaxed thumb. This handy compact device slides over your typical garden hose. When you require more pressure to reach new distances effortlessly flip up the angled thumb attachment over the stream without any strain on your precious fingers. Talk about having a green thumb!

The Dusty Dish™️

The Dusty Dish™️ I invented the dusty dish, the first snack bowl with an rotating cleaning station to swiftly remove any debris from your finger tips. Fill up this revolutionary bowl with your go to snack and begin the chow down. When your digits start to get a bit dusty flip the switch to engage the high velocity cleaning sponge to wipe every nook and cranny away until your fingers are squeaky clean.

The Chris Coffee Carrier™️

The Chris Coffee Carrrier™️ the invention that only solves a problem for @chrisolsen.

The Everything Apron™️

The Everything Apron™️ the first wearable kitchen to quickly access you grilling meats, delicious buns, go to toppings, and your favorite condiments for the perfect summer BBQ. Simply throw on this functional apron and kickstart your grill. Swiftly snag your hot dogs and hamburger to begin cooking—. When the time comes, rip out afresh slice of cheese to throw on there while you easily reach down for soft buns as your food finishes. Go ahead and grab every topping under the sun for your BBQ creation, then finish it off with the perfect Heinz condiment..even if you can’t make up your mind on just one.

Bowl with a Hole™️

Bowl with a Hole™️ The only way to put salsa back in the jar. This advanced bowl features a threaded base to screw back on to your jar. Once you have completed enjoying your chips, effortlessly Paul the quick release hatch to send your salsa rushing back from where it came from without a single drop hitting the table. no more mess in this house.

The Rotating Recliner™️

The Rotating Recliner™️ The only spinning chair that allows you to get an even 360 degree tan while relaxing in the sun. With our automated technology, simply sit and spin while the sun’s ray rain down upon you. No matter where tit’s in the sky, you’ll hit every corner of your beach body as you revolve around and around till you call it quits.

The Jewel Cooler™️

The Jewel Cooler™️ The first car vent accessory for staying fresh and cold between your legs while driving around on a hot summer day, This one of a kind breezy upgrade device will magnetically snap onto your cars vent & features our slim directional head that easily slides under your shorts. Crank up the fan speed and live your best life feeling crisp all summer long!

The Sunblock Buffer™️

The Sunblock Buffer™️ The first automatic way to rub in sunscreen on your back completely on your own. Our tropical design featured a firm grip handle to ergonomic lifelike hand that rotates at the push of a button. At the beach simply grab your favorite sunblock and smother it across the hand, flip the switch to begin the reaching and rubbing around to reach every single nook and cranny possible until your entire back is covered and protected by the sun!

The Aqua Alarm™️

The Aqua Alarm™️ The 5-minute alarm clock that reminds you to hydrate with @DrinkBODYARMOR SportWater...ALL.DAY.LONG especially on #NationalHydrationDay! This revolutionary device ensures you drink your recommended 2 Liters of water a day by consistently ringing every 5 minutes. Reach out and consume those delicious electrolytes while you achieve all-day hydration! Who needs a snooze button when the hydration alarm goes off all day!