Ounce Extender™️ Fit 24oz in a 16oz glass. When the game is on, the last thing you want to do is go refill your beer. Slide our newest invention onto your favorite pint glass to increase the capacity to new levels. Perfect when you just want “one beer”.

The NeverSoggy Bowl™️ Just the right amount of cereal right when you need it. Nothing is worse than soggy cereal sitting in a bowl. With our newest breakthrough bowl - drop your cereal into the milk at just the right time. Fill up the hopper with your favorite cereal and push the button to activate. Small portions will drop into the bowl at your own eating pace. This is Breakfast 2.0.

The Unnecessary Online Store™️ Now open for the holidays! From the Flippin’ Mittens to the Zucker-Rug, our board of directors hand picked some of their favorite inventions that are now available for purchase. Everything is extremely limited and I’m hoping I never have to do this again so act fast.

Echo Echo™️ Your lifeline when Alexa can’t hear you. Our revolutionary device slides on top of your Amazon echo and features a high powered speaker facing downward. Use the included wristwatch button to activate your own voice saying “Alexa” for all of those times when you are too far away or the music is simply too loud. Alexa play Christmas music!

Shopper Stopper™️ Stop accidentally clicking the Instagram Shop tab. With recent layout changes, users around the world are clicking on tabs they have no desire to use. Our newest phone slider will ensure you never tap the Shop or Reels tab on @Instagram when looking for your notifications. The Instagram experience you know and love has finally returned.

The Better 100,000 @Youtube Subscribers Award™️ For years creators have been hustling on YouTube to grow their account to be awarded with a boring silver subscriber award. This new and improved unnecessary award features hundreds of your subscribers souls trapped inside this one of a kind award. Watch how it came to life on my YouTube channel or your soul will be next.

The ThighPhone™️ Enjoy your phone while you drive. With our latest device, easily nestle your smartphone on your thigh at the perfect viewing angle in the driver seat. Simply slide it onto your leg of choice and drop your phone in. Shoot me a text while you’re at it +1 (802) 392-0259 and I’ll say what’s up.

ReversePhones™️ Silence on the inside. Party on the outside. Our debut pair of headphones feature two exterior speakers combined with interior noise reduction earmuffs. The outer control system powers on the device and allows those listening to the music to change tracks while you enjoy utter silence. Would you turn the music up so I can to listen to my own thoughts?!

Spinning Spread Scooper™️ Reach every last ounce from the jar. With our newest invention, get into every nook and cranny of your favorite spread thanks to this automatic spinning device. Swiftly insert the scrapper arm into the jar and watch as it scoops up the pesky last portions. Anyone up for a round of PB&J?!

PowerNap Desk™️ It’s time to normalize work day naps. Our new desk features patented multi-tasking technology that allows you to quickly flip your workstation into a comfortable day bed. Simply unhook each latch and flip away those spreadsheets for your bedsheets. Oh how the tables have turned.

The Cocktail Hourglass™️ Truly limit yourself to one drink per hour. Our newest invention is a one of a kind our glass with a removable lid and base. Fill the bottom up section with ice, pour in your favorite cocktail up top, slide in a metal straw, and patiently enjoy your cocktail over the next 60 minutes. Do you have time to meet for a slow drink?!