Infinity Gatorlet™️Today we are building a MASSIVE Gator Grip that I am officially calling the Infinity Gatorlet to commemorate one year of the entire debacle with my now famous cease and desist!

Megaphone Mask™️ Be heard while staying safe! While wearing a mask is necessary, it can be a struggle at times to catch every spoken word. Our newest mask sports an integrated megaphone to project your conversation for everyone within earshot. Can you hear me now?

Grocery Cart Hoodie™️ You are now the shopping cart! This revolutionary hoodie is outfitted with a secret expandable mesh compartment. Simply buckle it to your shoulders so you can become the perfect handsfree shopping bag. It’s a whole new meaning to the Bag Boy.

The Not Today Mirror™️ Feeling ugly, close the curtain. Bad hair day, close the curtain. Our new mirror feature five curtain zones to pick and choose what you see in the mirror. We all have those days where we just don’t want to look in the mirror but now simply hide that part of your body and move on!

The Commuter Cup Carrier™️ A place for your coffee on your daily commute. When the bus or subway is running late whip out this ultra sleek cup holder that unfolds and securely attaches to your shoe. Slide it on and drop your cup while you patiently wait to go where you’re headed. Now hopefully my boss doesn’t mind I’m 2 hours late.

FingerStick Kit™️ The newest addition to your everyday hygiene. Our new discrete and compact device features a hidden lifelike finger within to ensure you never touch anything ever again. Simply slide the cap off and the full size spring loaded finger extends outward to soak up all the germs on any surface. Now are those my germs or your germs?

MotorBlades™️ No AC, no problem. If your car is feeling a bit warm this summer, strap on our newest ceiling fan designed specifically for your four wheeled transportation device. Stay cool & keep the air moving within your car while you make your way to your destination. Take that heat index!

Zoom-Jamas™️ A whole new meaning to business casual. Slip into our newest hardly working from home one piece attire featuring a stunning collar shirt for the upper half and comfortable footie pajamas on the lower half. Look professional on all your zoom calls while feeling light as a cloud. The drop back allows you to keep working even during your bathroom breaks. It’s like the mullet of fashion.

The Kickstarter Campaign™️ The Jigsaw Puzzle Coffee Table is now live on Kickstarter. After a year and a half and 181 inventions built, you can FINALLY take home one of my inventions. This is the first & only coffee table that can’t actually be used until you solve the jigsaw puzzle surface. See all the details in the link in my bio and secure yours today! Now shut up and give me your money

Bedtime Finger Blaster™️ Never get out of your bed to turn the lights off again. This new amazingly handy blaster fires off a life size finger across any room to swift turn out the lights when it’s time to hit the sack. Load the finger cartridge into the shooter, pull the trigger, and call it a night. Now go ask your mom if we can have a sleepover already!

Farmer-B-Gone™️Even out those summer t-shirt tans lines once and for all. Our newest fashion innovation features a 100% UV blocking fabric to help you fade that pesky farmers tan. Simply lose your shirt and gently slide these fashionable on-the-go sleeves while you soak up the sunshine. Now who is going to lotion up my back for me?!