The Coro-neck™️ Wear it up for your face or down for your chest. In those emergency cases where you forget your mask, this fashionable shirt features a face covering that quickly flips up to also reveal the perfect deep V-neck. Great for any guy or girl to look sexy while staying safe!

The @OldSpice Hat Hoverer 2000XL™️ “Hair is Awesome. Why hide it with a hat?”. With this new device you can now finally have an awesome hair by day while sporting your favorite hat hovering just a few inches above. Easily slide into the included harness with a built in a high powered suction vacuum backpack. Your hat will effortlessly float right above your head all day long. Great hair should never be hidden!

The Unnecessary Action Figure™️ It simply stares at you around your home. The evil genius of Ui is now available as an action figure! Sporting the Gator Grips and his signature deep stare, there won’t be many things you can actually do with this figurine but he will always just be there. From gaming on the couch, brushing your teeth, and getting some work done - our signature is guaranteed to be just the right amazing of whelming, not over or under.

The Vague Ruler™️ Oh...it’s about the length of a beer bottle. Sometimes you don’t need to know the exact measurement of something, just close enough. With our new ruler, gauge the size of just about anything in relation to everyday object you already roughly know the size of. Ok so maybe it’s more 1/2 way between soda can and an iPhone....

The Fidget Backpack™️ Spin your stress away in a whole new way! Just like everyone’s favorite fidget spinner, our new signature backpack rotates right behind your shoulders. Give this bag a good flick and the high speed bearing with provide endless entertainment! Careful as objects may have shifted during your walk.

The Not Hot Blanket™️ When only that one leg just needs a breather. We all overheat at night and sometimes there can be no solution in sight! Our newest blanket comes equipped with a tear away section to reveal the perfect hole to let a single leg escape the covers. Now if only I could get back to sleep after all that moving around!

Webby Winner Harness™️ I officially won a Webby Award and I’m going to make sure everyone knows it. As the winner of the People’s Choice in the Social Weird category, our introductory harness displays a Webby Award when you are doing absolutely anything!