Zoom Shutters™️ Some meetings could’ve just been an email. Its now easier than ever take a 5 minute break in your digital meetings and just close the blinds. Our newest accessory quickly attaches to your laptop and work just like your window blinds to go up and down to block out your camera. Now can someone ask corporate if pants are mandatory on Zoom?

Transpari-Pockets™️ Stop wondering what the hell you left in your pockets. Straight off the runway from Las Vegas Fashion Week, our newest pants feature durable transparent plastic across each of your pockets for ultimate visibility. Get the full picture of what your packin’ at all times!

Streaming Roulette Dice Game™️ Roll the dice and binge away! Introducing the only solution when it comes to picking what to watch on TV. Simply roll these four dice to select your streaming service, a movie or tv series, the genre, and which show in that category to watch. You can thank me later, I have TV to get to!

The Snooze-Omatic™️ The best way to stay home is to simply stay in bed. Even if you are trying your hardest to get up on time, we all hit that snooze button at least once. Enjoy a couple minutes or hours of extra sleep with this automatic snoozing machine. Once your alarm goes off it goes to work. But is my automatic coffee maker working?!

The Unnecessary Studio™️ This is where all the magic happens. With creativity & motivation slightly lacking during these current times, I am pulling back the curtain to show you where all the Unnecessary Inventions come to life. From the Wall of Unnecessary, to my 3D Printers, and the warehouse, this is where Matt 001-007 develops the ideas and brings them to life

AirChaps™️ Keep those lips hydrated and the music bumpin’. The newest addition to our AirPod extension collection allows you to always have your lips looking luscious. Keep two fresh rolls of chapstick in ultra close proximity when you need it most. Now where did I put my gloss?!

Toilet Paper Quota Controller™️ Limit yourself to one square of toilet paper per bathroom trip. As the global TP supply declines, our newest appliance will ensure that your rolls will last as long as possible. Simply push the side button to dispense one single square of precious toilet paper when it’s time to clean up. Now don’t forget to divide you 2-ply!

The Pandemic Prevention Utility Belt™️ Built following the CDC guidelines, protect yourself from the coronavirus today. The spandex response will help you never touch your face again while the faux hand shaker will help prevent unnecessary skin contact. Don’t forget to sneeze into our retractable elbow sleeve. Lastly keep your hands clean in the dual handwashing stations. Only you can prevent global pandemics, so just DO IT!

Snooping Spectacles™️ Craft a delicious meal right from your scorching hot laptop charger. We all know how excruciatingly warm your computer brick can get after a full day of surfing the web. Our debut line of pots and pans allow you to utilize that heat to make your morning scramble, fresh fried rice, or a mid day snack. Who’s hungry?!

The iCooker Collection™️ Craft a delicious meal right from your scorching hot laptop charger. We all know how excruciatingly warm your computer brick can get after a full day of surfing the web. Our debut line of pots and pans allow you to utilize that heat to make your morning scramble, fresh fried rice, or a mid day snack. Who’s hungry?!

The CyberToaster™️ It’s Elon Toast. Strap yourselves in for the most high tech toaster known to man. Built to compliment your new CyberTruck, this toaster features a tough aluminum shell and heat resistant panels throughout. If that wasn’t enough every slice comes out with a freshly burn photo of Elon Musk himself. Anyone else have the munchies?!