The DIY Supreme Oreo Kit™️ Don’t have $15k to drop on three Supreme x Oreo cookies on eBay?! Well now simply make your at home with this delicious silicone mold set. Effortlessly pour in your favorite cookie batter and flex on all your friends with the hottest (fake) cookies on the block.

ZipperMax Pants™️ Be prepared for any possible situation from full pants to booty shorts and everything in between. Our new three stage zip off pants will completely transform your wardrobe with endless combinations. Quickly zip off the intended section and be on your way. Maybe one pant leg and one booty short leg - expand the possibilities of what it means to be high fashion. Now if only I could only just show off my knees.

Sometimes you just need a helping hand with your chopsticks. With it being next to impossible to pick up some foods with your chopsticks, our newest utensils feature perfect little hands to grab every last noodle. Dive into your favorite meal & and never ask for a fork again! Finally you are allowed to eat with your hands.

12 Pack Party Popper™️ Why only open one beer when you can open 12 beers. Unload your fresh 12 pack into our newest gadget and let the tops pop. In one swift movement remove all of your bottle caps to get the party started. Now if only I had 11 other friends.

The Gator Visor™️ The newest addition to the Gator Collection has arrived. Get ready for your next adventure by strapping on this ultra utility visor. See all your surroundings with our signature holes location across the brim while the chin strap securely holds it in place no matter the conditions. From the Paris runways to the Amazon Rainforest, the Gator Visor is the epitome of fashion meets function

The Offensive Snowball Maker™️ Getting hit in the face with a snowball just officially got insulting! Gone are the days of boring round snowballs with our state-of-the-art Middle Finger snowball maker. Scoop up some fresh powder, clamp down, and toss your aggressions at your worst enemy! Now who the f$&k just threw that snowball.

Crapper Concealer™️ Sometimes you just don’t want people to recognize your shoes from under the stall. Thankfully you can now quickly conceal your shoes while you continue to do your business. Effortlessly slide your shoes into each platform and raise the curtain to relieve yourself completely anonymously...in public! Now can you pass me some toilet paper from underneath the divide?!

The JiffyFlosser™️ Every single tooth in one easy swish. Stop wasting your precious time flossing each individual tooth and finish the deed in a fraction of the time. Our revolutionary dental device will ensure every single tooth gets properly flossed with one chomp. Toss it into your mouth and each strand of floss will find its way.

JerkyNails™️ Curb your nail biting habit with jerky and meet the fun new snack taking the meat market by storm! This ultra-realistic finger features a delicious fingernail made entirely from beef jerky. When you need to nibble, simply twist the bottom dispenser to let the jerky nail grow just a bit longer for your meaty snack!

The Reservoir Pillow™️ Can’t...get out...of bed...need water! For whatever reason you are literally dying of thirst in bed, our newest pillow will be right there with zero effort required. Rest your head on this rugged plastic pillow with an integrated hose and valve to consume that precious h2o while you are dreaming away. *protip: try NOT to wet the bed this time.