Jigsaw Puzzle Coffee Table™️ A lot of assembly required! Putting together furniture has always been overly tedious and our newest coffee table adds 91 more steps. The entire top of our coffee table is a mind numbing jigsaw puzzle you must complete before using. No instructions included!

Shoe-brella™️ Literally stand under your umbrella. We all have that one pair of shoes we simply can’t get wet. With our latest debut, buckle into extra protection with this miniature umbrella for your precious kicks. Ain’t no one gunna be able to rain on your parade.

Concert Cam Cap™️ Record your entire concert experience hands free! This device allows your to simply live in the moment while still getting all the content you need for your endless concert Instagram story. No more arm fatigue holding up your phone. KPop fan cams rejoice!

The SideCar Garden™️ A fresh garden on the go! This garden planter features a patented suction cup technology that adheres direct lay to your car door. Hit the road and nibble on some fresh lettuce or strawberries on the way. The two piece design also includes a reservoir system to ensure your plants grow big and lush. Now will you get out of my blind spot, I’m trying to change lanes!

The Drink O’Clock™️ Does the actual time really matter? Our newest 24 hour clock ditches the idea of knowing the exact specific time by simply letting you know what to drink. If you aren’t quite sure the progress of the day simply glance at this clock for a thirst quenching reminder. Is it time for alcohol yet though?!

The Instructional Pants™️ Ok insert left leg, pull upward, zipper fly - Got It! You can never have too many instructions to help get you through your day. Luckily our latest denim collection features all the necessary steps and tips to properly put on your pair of pants when you finally leave the house. Keep everything in the right pocket and even pick your wedgie. (

Stop Snacking Scale™️ Show affection with proper social distancing practices. Our newest invention features a 6 foot folding arm with two extremely life like hands to grip & hold with your significant other. Watch a movie or take a light walk just like you remember them. This is the new long distance relationship!

The Dad Mask™️ Can’t wait to get some grass stains on this bad boy. Spring is in the air and your dad is itching to get working on the yard. Thankfully his favorite white sneakers now come in a stylish mask to wear. Be the top dad on the block when you lace this on. N95, more like N69 - right kids?!

Hardly Working From Home Desk™️ A desk that’s actually matches how hard you work from home! From the integrated beer dispenser and flip up smartphone mount, you can enjoy a relaxing day logged into work. Munch all day with the included snack compartment and when you need to think about getting work done - strap yourself into the chain system. “Working” has never been more enjoyable.

Selfie Sandals™️ Your selfie game just kicked into high gear. Our newest footwear comes equipped with a specially designed chamber for your smartphone to take a selfie break. Slide it in, set your timer, and thrust your leg into the air to get the perfect self portrait. If only I went to more yoga classes to get the good angles.

Sourdough Satchel™️ Show off bread making skills in style. If you’re like what seems to be every other person these days, you’ve started making sourdough. SO sling on the only bag designed specifically for your delicious loaf that features handy pockets for a sharp knife and cutting board. I’ll show you my starter if you show me yours.