The MicroLuggage Max™️ Airlines these days are so strict about luggage sizes! Meet the worlds smallest roller luggage system! Our collection sports every feature you would see on a typical carry on bag - from telescoping handle, locking system, ultra fast wheels, and a gorgeous interior print. Become a minimalist you’ve always wanted to be and never sacrifice for quality. If only if could fit all my emotion baggage.

SoloStash Pants™️ Sometimes one is truly better than two! That’s exactly the case for our debut line of denim jeans featuring one enormous pocket that stretches across your entire booty. Pack all your essentials for an entire day - no matter what’s on your schedule. Now be honest, does this pocket make my butt look big?

Shovel Ease Max™️ When it is too damn cold out, who ever wants to shovel all that snow. Thankfully we are here to introduce our breakthrough technology to make shoveling your walk way easier than ever. Simply use our smart remote plow and app to control this device from wherever you are to get the job done. Even work at night with our included headlights and tail lights. It’s lazy Sunday every day!

Sushi Shades™️ A plate and utensils right on your face 24/7! Our newest oversized futuristic sunglasses are equipped with ultra convenient chopstick arms that pop off at a moments notice. Enjoy your favorite fresh sushi right on the flat plate-like back of the lenses whether you are on the beach, hitting the club, or just sitting at home with your sunglasses on. Full cutlery expansion sets coming summer 2032!

ExtraEar Pod™️ I know you hate when your music stops when you just want to listen to one AirPod. Thankfully those days are a thing of the past with our groundbreaking new life-like extra ear to hold that extra pod. Insert your AirPod just as you would your regular ear as it hang perfect from the included lanyard. Hey Siri, play Nickelback!

The Laundry Chair™️ We all have that one chair we throw all our stuff on but now I’m here to introduce the only chair ergonomically designed for piling clean clothes, dirty laundry, and the things that have been there so long you don’t know what they are so you are going to wash them anyway when you get time. Hang your elegant evening wear while tossing your sweaty gym clothes right on top. The number of features will simply blow your sock off!

Flippin’ Mittens™️ Mittens are great during the winter except you can never flip someone off...until now! Introducing the universe’s first pair of mittens with one solo dedicated finger to tell people how you really feel. Someone cut you off driving, slammed a door in your face, or just pissed off at the blustery weather itself - you know what to do.

The BingeBrace™️ Consuming on your favorite shows just became 140x easier. It’s time to strap on our latest headgear featuring a smartphone mount mere inches from your face to binge all the shows you desire. The articulating arms allow you to slide the phone up and away during ad breaks & the credits while simultaneously being able to rotate the phone when you want to browse social media. Now leave me alone, I have my programs to watch.

The Nuggie Necklace™️ Chicken nuggets, anytime - anytime. It’s time to strap on our debut solid gold necklace equipped with our signature nugget capsules. Each pod magnetically connects to reveal a precious chicken nugget you saved for the optimal snacking opportunity. It’s always a good time for an (almost) fresh nugget.

Dual-Odorant™️ Dual-Odorant™️ Smelling fresh just got upgraded to half the time. This handy apparatus sports two sticks of deodorant to quick swipe and wipe your pits down in one flick of the wrist. Shove it right up in between your arms and be freshened up in no time. The true double pits to chesty.

Right Round Ramen™️ Save your wrists from carpal tunnel one noodle at a time. Let your love for ramen spin out of control with our state-of-the-art noodle rotating chopsticks. Chow down on this classic meal in no time at all without having to painstakingly having to manually turn your wrists! Keep an eye on it or it might just roll right into your next meal!