Road Rage Restrictor™️ Will you put your dang blinker on?!? Before you blow up in a fit of rage and give someone the finger - never leave the house without this handy accessory. Simply slide it onto each of your fingers to limit the movement of your middle finger to avoid flipping the bird! Take a deep breath and get to your destination without any altercations. Now what’s the speed limit here again?

Gummy Human Centipedes™️ Happy Halloween, I t’s the spookiest month of the year! To get ready for the big day, we created the most delicately gummies to give out to Trick-or-Treaters this year! Chomp on this miniature Human Centipedes (which happens to be our favorite movie) and feel the sugary rush! Full bags for everyone!

SpoonStrainer™️ Scoop and strain all in one movement. Sometimes you only want the good chunky stuff or maybe you want to cut some calories out of your meal. Our patent pending design features an ergonomic spoon with full depth holes spaced perfectly across your utensil. *bib not included.

Helping Hand Visor™️ Did I forget my sunglasses...again?! Block the sun’s blinding light like never before. This ergonomic and scientifically sculpted device provides the optimal amount of shade above your eyes to see in the brightest of conditions. Now stop staring into the sun and let’s go!

CarTop CupHolder™️ Did you leave your coffee on the roof of your Car again?! Well never again worry if your favorite cup of joe is going to make it to its destination. Slap on our revolutionary cup holder with extreme suction to your car roof. Head on your way with the peace of mind you deserve.

The Sobbing Spectacles™️Lets the tears flow without the mess! Our newly released glasses feature two highly absorbent sponges to soak up all those salty tears before they run down your face and simply ring them out before your next use. Whether it’s a sad movie, a wedding, or just your nightly cry before bed - never shed a tear without these beauties. But I’m not crying, you’re crying!!

Rake ‘n Prance™️Cleaning your lawn this Autumn is now a walk in the park. Grab this strap-on rake for your favorite shoes and get to work. Quickly strut around and clean up all the fallen leaves while your jealous neighbors watch in awe. The moonwalk has never been more productive

Our first book is now available! Months of hard work in our laboratory creating Unnecessary Inventions has all led to this moment. Introducing the new 200+ page book features all of your favorite inventions and a few inventions that will only ever be seen within this book. Order your copy today!

Gummy Human Centipedes™️ Happy Halloween, I t’s the spookiest month of the year! To get ready for the big day, we created the most delicately gummies to give out to Trick-or-Treaters this year! Chomp on this miniature Human Centipedes (which happens to be our favorite movie) and feel the sugary rush! Full bags for everyone!

Bang Brows™️ The hottest beauty trend of the season has arrived! It’s time for your eyebrows to take center stage and steal the show. These eyebrow extensions give your eyes the bangs they have always been hoping for. Simply add these brow attachment to spice up any look from casual to elegant. There’s a new beauty influencer on the block...

Glovetensils™️ It’s dinner time right from the tips of your fingers. Stop fumbling around with oversized utensils to enjoy your favorite meal and slide these on! Each finger of these knit gloves feature a specific piece from your cutlery set from a fork, knife, spoon, spatula, and skewer. Now eat your peas or your not getting dessert!