The Sketti Straightener™️

The Sketti Straightener™️ Why is spaghetti just one of the most unorganized meals you can possibly eat?! It’s time to get your noodles in order and start eating dinner like a civilized human being. Go from a humbles mess to perfectly organized pasta parade. Now who brought the meatballs!

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iWipe Pro Max™️

iWipe Pro Max™️ Apple isn’t the only ones who are capable of innovation. With the brand new triple lens system of the iPhone 11 Pro, we wanted to ensure your lenses always are crystal clean for every phone. Strap on this revolutionary accessory to your iPhone and let it wipe away all of your grit & grime. Now Smile for the camera!

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The Stink-A-Way™️

The Stink-A-Way™️ Some foods just smell horrible! From hard boiled eggs to sardines, sometimes you need to redirect your nose from smelling what’s going into your mouth. Comfortably slide fantastic device into your nostrils for a fresh breath of air up and away from that stinky food! Now if only Aunt Geraldine would stop serving her “signature” fish stew.

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Chip-Xractor™️

Chip-Xractor™️ That last chip is always the absolute worst! Our newest creation destroys those worries with our patented high-suction device featuring an ergonomically designed tip to perfectly cradle each potato chip. The 4x long turbine shaft reached to the absolute depths of your potato chip tube. The included can holster enables you to always be at the ready. Now one can is one serving, right?!

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JiffyCuts™️

JiffyCuts™️ Trim your nails in one single CRUNCH! If you have been wasting hours on hours clipping each individual nail, you have been living in the past. Welcome to the future with our all in one nail cutting solution. Slide in each nail and with one squeeze down to cut them down to size. *disclaimer* We provide no guarantees they will all be down to the same size.

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Marathon Utility Controller™️

Marathon Utility Controller™️ It’s about to be an all weekend gaming marathon and I’m not leaving the couch! Our new 9-in-1 ultimate utility game controller has everything you need for extended gaming including a smartphone lockbox, a deodorant stick, a handy extra finger, an electric fan, a chin rest, cup holder, removable toothbrush, beef jerky dispenser, and a rear view mirror. Which is perfect timing because the brand new @callofduty Modern Warfare Beta early access launches today for the PS4! So please no messages until Monday.

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SuperSolar Shirt™️

SuperSolar Shirt™️ When the sun is out that now means a fully charged phone. Strut your stuff out and about with our newest solar panel shirt with dual USB charging ports. Lay in the hot sun all day to get your smartphone back to 100% with absolute ease. Renewable energy meets high fashion - don’t forget the sunscreen!

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LookBak Spectacles™️

LookBak Spectacles™️ You need to be careful these days - you never know who might be lurking behind you. Luckily we are proud to introduce our new triple prism sunglasses which allow you to always keep a close watch of what’s going on around your back. Never miss a thing when you hit the streets with these bad boys on. Tell those haters, Deal with It!

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Turtle-Zipper-Neck™️

Turtle-Zipper-Neck™️ The age old question, to turtleneck or to not turtleneck?! Those days are finally a thing of the past. Just like your favorite zip off pants, we have introduced this technology to the everyones’ essential long necked shirt. Head out for the day in your turtleneck shirt and simply remove the neck at any time. Who’s ready for Cold Boy Autumn!

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CookieMitts™️

CookieMitts™️ Take a bite outta this! The all day wearable snack has arrived in the form of gooey sugary mittens. If you are enjoying this delicious outfit accessory solo or offering someone your thumb, enjoy three layers of chocolate chip delight. Find your favorite frosting and dip away right into your mouth.

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RotarySMS™️

RotarySMS™️ Text your besties like it’s 1969! Our new smartphone attachment brings back the good old days of rotary phones but with a new 2019 twist. Plug the device into your smartphone and start spinning away letter by letter to send your next message. Whether you simply miss the classic rotary phone days or just want to be a hipster, we got you covered.

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The Baguette Pack™️

Baguette Pack™️ I know, I know...FINALLY a backpack specially designed for your delicious baguette. Hit your local bakery and pick up some steaming hot freshly baked bread knowing you will keep it safe, protected, and dry all the way home. Slide this French delicacy into our ergonomically designed pouch and cinch it up to be on your way in no time!