NeverSpiller™️

NeverSpiller™️ Hold my beer, it’s gunna be a bumpy ride! Strap on the beer stein attachment for your electronic gimbal and hit the club. Never spill a single drop of your precious micro-brew when you are dancing, shuffle through a crowd, or simply getting adventurous. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, CHEERS!

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The SnoozeBobber™️

Cosmic Catcher 2000™️

Cosmic Catcher 2000™️ Who is ready to storm Area51?! Be prepared when you come across a slimey Martian with our high powered cosmic net gun. Bring your bike pump to build up the pressure within the cannon and send the net flying across the air! Those aliens never stood a chance! Who is your Area 51 partner in crime?

CosmicCatcher 2000 - Unnecessary Inventions
CosmicCatcher 2000 - Unnecessary Inventions
CosmicCatcher 2000 - Unnecessary Inventions
CosmicCatcher 2000 - Unnecessary Inventions

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UtilityNails™️

UtilityNails™️ The newest tool box must have just arrived! For any home improvement job simply secure these rugged steel nails with superglue and have all your tools at the tips of your hands. It features wrenches, screwdrivers, and an Allen key! It Tool Time!

UtilityNails - Unnecessary Inventions
UtilityNails - Unnecessary Inventions
UtilityNails - Unnecessary Inventions
UtilityNails - Unnecessary Inventions

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RightRound Cone™️

Unfold-o-matic™️

Unfold-o-matic™️ It’s time to get ready to head out but everything you want to wear is neatly folded up in your closet. Well now you can perfectly unfold your favorite shirts in a snap! Simply place the shirt face up and use each of our four smooth bending arms to hook and unfold! It really couldn’t be more simple than this to get dressed.

Unfold-o-matic - Unnecessary Inventions
Unfold-o-matic - Unnecessary Inventions
Unfold-o-matic - Unnecessary Inventions
Unfold-o-matic - Unnecessary Inventions

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The Pizza FannyPack™️

The Pizza FannyPack™️ Precious pizza, anywhere - anytime! Strap on our futuristic fanny pack that features two transparent pouches for your favorite slices on the go! The rugged waist strap has a high impact resistant buckle and reflector for a safe Pizza Party on the go. Extra pineapple please! (LINK IN BIO - to new YouTube video how we made it!)

Pizza Fannypack - Unnecessary Inventions
Pizza Fannypack - Unnecessary Inventions
Pizza Fannypack - Unnecessary Inventions
Pizza Fannypack - Unnecessary Inventions

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Incognito Kicks™️

Incognito Kicks™️ Ah! Feel the ground beneath you where ever you go. Slip on these comfortable loafers and enjoy the sensation of walking barefoot while maintaining the appearance of appropriate attire. No soles, no problem! Incognito mode ACTIVATED!

Incognito Kicks - Unnecessary Inventions
Incognito Kicks - Unnecessary Inventions
Incognito Kicks - Unnecessary Inventions
Incognito Kicks - Unnecessary Inventions

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Txt Bumper™️

Txt Bumper™️ Picture this - you are walking and texting, then BAM, you run right into a pole. Slap on our newest shock absorbing bumper to protect your noggin from harmful texting accidents and never break concentration from your digital conversation again. Now that’s the T9Word!!

TXTBumper - Unnecessary Inventions
TXTBumper - Unnecessary Inventions
TXTBumper - Unnecessary Inventions
TXTBumper - Unnecessary Inventions

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Scooter Computer Commuter™️

Scooter Computer Commuter™️ Grab your electric scooter and get those TPS Reports done before you even get to work. This stand up desk is designed specifically for your electric scooter, like this @swagtronofficial beauty, to ensure you are making the best use of your time. Now back to work and don’t be late!

Scooter Computer Commuter - Unnecessary Inventions
Scooter Computer Commuter - Unnecessary Inventions
Scooter Computer Commuter - Unnecessary Inventions
Scooter Computer Commuter - Unnecessary Inventions

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Snackmingo™️

Snackmingo™️ This is what heaven looks like - pool snacks floating all around you at all times. Meet the newest innovation in snack technology. Always have your snacks in sight with our inflatable neon flamingo and our triple locked airtight bag that hangs underwater to keep your snacks in reach for your pruned fingers to chow down. CANNONBALL!

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Snackmingo - Unnecessary Inventions
Snackmingo - Unnecessary Inventions
Snackmingo - Unnecessary Inventions
Snackmingo - Unnecessary Inventions

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CaseSquared™️

CaseSquared™️ Yup, it’s a Case for your Smartphone Case. Stop scuffing up that spiffy new case but still show it off with pride in our transparent silicone buffer case. It conveniently slides over your current case to keep it minty fresh like the day you bought. The bubble wrap style bumpers make it the ultimate fashion meets function accessory.

CaseSquared - Unnecessary Inventions
CaseSquared - Unnecessary Inventions
CaseSquared - Unnecessary Inventions
CaseSquared - Unnecessary Inventions

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