Heels Wheels™️ Learn to strut like a professional. Get used to walking in those stilettos with these training wheels for heels. Simply slide them onto your favorite pair and safety practice your walk with confidence. Sashay away!
SweatGutters™️ The summer heat is upon us and I am already not sure I can take the sweating. Luckily now you can easily collect and remove of any sweat before it hits your face. Easily dispel any perspiration from your forehead and away from your body.
The PersonalSpacinator™️ We all have had those times with close talkers, random people in public, and simply wanting to be left alone. Reclaim the personal space around you so no one can get within your special area for whatever reason. Available in 3ft, 5ft and 10ft spacers. Now GTFO!
EyeWiped™️ Swish Swish, say goodbye to those annoying raindrops on your sunglasses. Outfitted with water detecting sensors, automatically wipe away any water that gets onto your lenses when you are out and about. Finally no need to take your shades off during that class 5 hurricane.
The Infinity Saucelet™️ In one snap of my fingers all your fast food dreams will come to life. This extremely powerful gauntlet can wield the power of all of your favorite fast food sauces all at once. Cover everything in sauce... whatever it takes.
CargoMAX™️ Everyone knows that you can NEVER have enough cargo pockets on your pants. Mix and match all your favorite cargo pockets with my patent pending modular pocket pants. Different colors, styles, and sizes so you have somewhere to put all your essentials. High Fashion too!
RealityCheck5000™️ While you are on the grind to up your IG follower count, the world population that is not following you is growing at an exponential rate. Our futuristic algorithm takes into account the changing birth and death rates around the world and substracts your current Instagram follow count. Motivation or disparity, you decide. You can give it a try now - CLICK HERE
ComeAgain™️ What did you say to me? Never miss a single conversation with this sleek way to amplify the sound directly into your ears. Whether someone is right in front of you or if you leave the room, you will never have ask for something to be repeated.
Straw2Go™️ Let’s get rid of plastic straws and save the world! When you are on the go, don’t forget this rugged plastic carrying case for your favorite metal straw! It quickly snaps together with magnets and with your help we rid this world of those evil plastic tubes.
iDangle™️ Stop dropping your phone on that precious face of yours in bed! Suspend and dangle your phone hands-free just inches from your face to binge that new season on Netflix. The NASA grade suction cup grips the back of your phone - while the Army ballistic paracord hangs all the way down from the ceiling. The Lazy Sunday has a new standard.
OneCan TrashCan™️ Every rogue soda can, fallen solider beer, and all those LaCroix cans laying around the office have officially met their match. Pick up a six pack of these perfectly sized trash cans to always have a place to put your empties. Don’t forget the 100 Can Party Pack for your next rager!
The FlopFlips™️ Reverse your steps to ditch that stalker on the beach. These sandals feature a backwards sole to ensure all your footprints always appear to be traveling the opposite direction you are walking. About Face!
