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The 12oz Shirt™️ It’s 5 O’clock somewhere! Dress up for work and ready for happy hour all at the same time with our exciting new button down work shirt with built in cup holder. Pop a brew and bring it with you.

The Digits Comb™️ It’s time for you to always have that natural good hair day look! Whenever you just don’t want to run your hands through your hair, simply use our silicone fingers comb. Breeze through your hair as if you would be doing it with your own hands to get each stand back in it place. Time for a selfie!!

Cool-Off Spoon™️ Ah too hot!!! Never wait to chow down on your favorite hot food again. Our USB powered spoon features a high velocity fan to cool any of those hot liquids to the PERFECT temperature. Plus You can bring along a power bank when you are on the go. Time to eat!!

The Kazuul™️ Do you have music running through your veins but need some nicotine in there too? Introducing our revolutionary Vape & Kazoo combo device. Belt out your favorite tune while taking a hit your vape. Check the link in our bio to watch the behind the scenes how we took a drawing submitted by @mirandatakespics and created the Kazuul.

The FocusFrames™️ There are too many things that try to steal our attention these days. Our telescoping glasses will ensure you are laser focused on any task that might come up in your daily life.

Neckl-ICE™️ Did you know it’s currently 105°F in Death Valley. Stay icy no matter what with this custom silicone ice cube mold and solid gold necklace. Simply freeze the necklace into our hexagon cubes and chill.

The FrustrationBuckle™️ Slow walkers?! Confused Tourists?! Ugh they can just make my blood boil! Luckily this handy new belt buckle will let out that frustration and get those people OUT. OF. YOUR. WAY. Just continually push the center of the buckle to unleash the fury!

The Damn That Bathroom Handle Is Gross I Ain’t Touching It™️ Are you hands glistening from being freshly cleansed but that bathroom handle is disgusting on another level. Never leave the house again without the extra handle grip extension. A germaphobes delight!

TetherPods™️ If you are sick and tired of your Apple AirPods always falling out or getting lost, then I have an exciting news for you. Those issues are now a thing of a past with our signature iPhone Case that features an attached flexible cord that easily slides onto each AirPod. Always have a secure lifeline directly to your phone. Now turn up the music!

2Spouts1Bottle™️ This is the absolute easiest way to share your favorite tasty beverage with your BFF. Our dual sided squirt bottle fills up from either end and can fit an entire 2 Liters. Get ready for a battle royale for the last drop!

InstaParasol™️ Somehow just one little drop of rain puts your touchscreen into crisis mode. Swipe, double tap, and type with confidence in the rain with the perfect umbrella ergonomically designed so snap onto any smartphone. Always put your phone’s priority ahead of your own when you need to get that DM out without any interruption from the rain.