The PlanterPisser™️ When you gotta go, you just gotta go! Now have the ease of taking a quick bathroom break any time nature calls. Quickly stab this portable urinal into any plant pot, garden bed, or even a vase to get the relief you need. Don’t forget to zip your fly!
HandyBowl™️ Who’s hungry?! Whether you are late for work or just munching on the go, strap on our portable cereal bowl for breakfast whenever. Just hold your arm up and flat to enjoy your favorite sugar filled cereal.
The Tear-Rings™️ Every now and then you just need a good cry. Our latest fashion accessory clears those tears whenever they start running down your face. Our refillable cartridges arrive on a subscription basis once every other day so you can take a stand against your anxiety and depression. I’m not crying, you’re crying!
So the time has come for this Unnecessary Invention to get a new name. Enter your best, most creative, and totally awesome name by 12:00PM EST August 23rd, 2019. The entire team at Unnecessary Inventions (Matt001-007) will review all of the names and choose our favorite to become the official new name.
More importantly the winner will receive a brand new pair of said named gloves branded by Unnecessary Inventions!
Here are a few rules:
1. The new name can not mention Crocs at all or have anything to do with the brand.
2. All enteries will be timestamped - if two people submit the same name, whoever submitted that name first will be credited for it.
3. You are permitted to enter multiple product names.
4. We will accept enteries from anywhere around the globe.
5. The winner will be announced during the week of August 26th via our social media channels. (FB, IG, YT)
6. Do not e-mail, message, or DM for any reason asking us for a pair of gloves - winning this contest is the ONLY to ever get your hands on a pair.
The contest has now ended!
PuppyThumbs™️ If dogs are a man’s best friend, don’t you think they deserve opposable thumbs?! A breakthrough in our technology now allows any dog to control these realistically designed, canine specific thumbs through an advanced neutral network built on an AI engine (or at least that’s what Matt005 told me). Regardless of how they work, your dog will never play fetch the same way again! Where my dawgs at?!
Lego Socks™️ Can anyone tell me why stepping on a lego is the worst pain in the world? Well time to say adios to that excruciating experience when you slip on these comfortable socks. Each pair features a flexible sole with a geometric hole pattern to simply pick up each brick without harm. No clean up your toys or you aren’t getting any dessert!! (YouTube link in Bio on how we made them)
RoadHold™️ Every single car needs more cup holders. Stop wasting perfect real estate around your steering wheel and have your favorite drinks at hand when you are out and about. Choose the perfect spot around the steering wheel of your car and snap on this perfect cup holder. For best results, use when driving on straight roads & highways. Who’s ready for a road trip!
Strobe yourself awake to get your day going before you know it. This high powered box features four insanely bright LED panels (powered by @lifx) to blast multiple patented light patterns in your face to scientifically wake yourself up faster than ever before. Simply grab the two stainless steel handles and insert your head into the box. Up and at ‘em, let’s go!
Luke Warm Coffee™️ Finally enjoy coffee the way it was intended to be served, at room temperature. Our new signature roast has been perfected to be enjoyed at a balmy 72°. Ditch the hot and cold brews, and simply keep our blend un-refrigerated in your home to enjoy our 100% GMO coffee anytime. The refreshing drink of the summer has arrived.
The SockLocker™️ Sick and tired of always losing just one of your favorite socks?! Completely turn your life around with our handy little sock storage device so you never misplace any of your precious socks. Three proprietary sock hangers are included to neatly and safely hang your sock collection. Now where the hell did I put my foot cream??
Gator Grips™️ Your dad’s favorite shoes are now available for your hands. The first ever pair of Crocs Gloves feature all the best things from the shoes, including that thick foam material and safety strap. Start getting all your household chores done in style.
