Sipping Stopwatch™️

The Sipping Stopwatch™️How long has it been since your last sip?! This futurist device features two ultrasonic depth sensors so the instant you place your cup down the stopwatch begins counting upward. Then as time passes by and you go to reach for your beverage the stopwatch pauses briefly then resets back to zero until next time. No matter the reason you’re counting, it will be there waiting.

The No Trick Tracker™️

The No Trick Tracker™️ Keep dangerous additives out of your Halloween candy! Our revolutionary candy receptacle features an integrated metal detector. So when you candy from strangers, slowly insert it though to top opening. If a foreign object is found - the alarm sounds & the led lights flash red. Keep the tricks out of your treats!

Customer Confetti Cannon™️

The Customer Confetti Cannon™️ Buy anything from my new @shopify store and the confetti cannon goes off. This smart internet connected confetti cannon automatically litters my desk with confetti the instant anyone places an order at Unnecessary.Co - and there is nothing I can do about. Our device chimes to notify us of a new order, releases the trap door, and the fan blow confetti absolutely everywhere. Go shopping and make a mess.

Cold Shower Shield™️

The Cold Shower Shield™️ Block the initial burst of cold water when you first get into your shower. Next time you need to freshen up, simply fold down this safeguard and turn on your faucet. As the frigid water begins to stream out, the perfectly sloped barrier will redirect all the rushing water as your patiently wait for your ideal temperature so you can pleasantly get on with your business.

The @OriginalCupNoodles Utility Belt™️

The @OriginalCupNoodles Utility Belt™️ The 8-in-1 solution for enjoying ramen on the go. To celebrate 50 years of ramen in a cup, this rugged belt is equipped with everything you need to make your Cup Noodles!! Do you have a brilliant food concept? Enter the Use Your Noodle contest for the chance to win $50,000 before it ends this Sunday, Oct. 17! Hit the link in my bio to learn how to enter!

Munch Muffler™️

The Munch Muffler™️ Silence loud eaters once and for all. This compact product is the first white noise device to silence loud eaters who just can’t seem to eat with their mouths closed during any meal. Our compact design features a signature sure fit form factor that is guaranteed to fit over 94% of all mouthes types while playing soothing white noise over each bite.

Candy Catapult Case™️

Candy Catapult Case™️ Feed your sweet tooth on your next call. NEW for the iPhone 13, this breakthrough smartphone case is equipped with an extra large hopper that swiftly fills with candy. Pull down on lever arm to open the pass through window to transfer one piece of sweet candy. Release the trigger to send it flying high into the air to catch in your mouth and resume your call perfectly satisfied.

The Pissed Off Putter™️

The Pissed Off Putter™️ Break your putter and have it snap right back. Our one of a kind putter features a dual chamber retractable separation technology. So the next time your swing doesn’t go how you planned, release your anger however you see fit with the peace of mind knowing your putter will be in tip top shape for the next hole.

The WINE FOR ALL FANS Collection™️

The WINE FOR ALL FANS Collection™️ @DrinkBabe is here to help you do the most this season, no matter how you football. Introducing our debut collection of 5 ~essential~ items for every fan this football season. From the BABE CAN SNACK STRAP™️ that’s packing all your fave game day snacks to the BABE QB SNEAK-A-PEEK PANTS™️ for keeping an eye on the score no matter where you are, you'll be winning even if your team is losing.

Hot Sauce Syringe™️

Hot Sauce Syringe™️ Evenly coat your burrito in hot sauce with ease. Using our proprietary multi-stem technology, insert our latest device down the center of your burrito to release a flood of hot sauce into corner and across every ingredient simply at the push of a single button. Enjoy each and every bite perfectly coated in your favorite spicy seasoning!

The Dunk Trunks™️

The Dunk Trunks™️ Never forget a towel at your next pool party. Introducing the first zip off pants to feature a bathing suit up top and a plush towel for your legs. Swiftly zip off each section when you wanna get wet and wild & use each towel leg to dry off from head to toe the moment you get out. This is where summer fashion meets summer function.

Letter Shredder™️

The Letter Shredder™️ Turn your junk mail into paper pulp! This all-in-one mailbox features a high powered shredder to annihilate every piece of mail you never even wanted in the first place. With the flip of a switch get rid of every political mailer, used car ad, and even a bill or two you want to forget about. Fingers crossed I hear from my Pen Pal today!