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Solving problems that don’t exist.Since 2019 · Burlington, Vermont

The Unnecessary Inventions archive

Solving problems that don’t exist.

Real inventions. Entirely unnecessary. An ongoing collection of overly engineered ideas by Matty Benedetto.

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471 entries / Newest first

Matty wearing a tan harness with black supports holding an open blue book in front of him.
№ 119
EasyReader™️

A chest harness with two artificial hands that hold a book at reading height.

Matty holding a blue iPhone case with a Bud Light can resting in its unfolded holder.
№ 118
The CrispyCase™️

A folding drink-can holder built into an oversized iPhone case, created with Bud Light.

Matty in a Santa hat holding a white launcher wrapped in green-and-red tinsel.
№ 117
The InstaTinsel™️

An air-powered launcher built to send Christmas ornaments toward a tree.

An open white case filled with rows of AirPods while Matty holds up one earbud.
№ 116
BulkPods™️

An oversized charging-case concept filled with rows of spare AirPods.

Matty pulling a blue zip-up turtleneck over his nose in a photo used for the original store launch.
№ 115
The Unnecessary Inventions Store™️

The 2019 launch announcement for the original Unnecessary Inventions online store.

Matty wearing a backward cap with a green no-entry screen hanging in front of his face.
№ 114
Family Feud Fender™️

A wearable roll-down face screen for theatrically blocking out family drama.

Matty lying down with a patterned pillow over his face and a tube projecting from its center.
№ 113
Sleep Snorkel™️

A satirical pillow-and-tube bedtime prop.

Matty lifting a terracotta head-shaped planter from a box labeled Ok Chia Boomer.
№ 112
Ok Chia Boomer™️

A character-shaped terracotta planter designed to grow a head of greenery.

Matty sipping through a straw from a drink pouch built into a red plaid scarf.
№ 111
The NogScarf™️

A festive scarf with eggnog pouches and a straw for holiday sipping.

A bathmat shaped like Mark Zuckerberg’s face beside a bathtub.
№ 110
The Zucker-Rug™️

A Zuckerberg-face bathmat that parodies social media surveillance.

A colorful belt buckle feeding a strip of bubble wrap through yellow rollers.
№ 109
Burst Your Bubble Belt Buckle™️

A belt-mounted roller that feeds bubble wrap for on-the-go popping.

Matty holding a giant white AirPod-shaped earbud beside his face.
№ 108
The MegaPod™️

A wireless earbud enlarged to an absurd 12 inches.

Matty holding up a hand fitted with rings connected across his fingers.
№ 107
Road Rage Restrictor™️

A finger-linking gadget that restricts the classic road-rage gesture.

An open toilet fitted with a net beneath the seat and a circular opening in the middle.
№ 106
Cellphone Crapper Catcher™️

A cargo net beneath a toilet seat for catching a dropped cellphone.

Matty holding a hole-filled spoon of cereal with milk around his mouth.
№ 105
SpoonStrainer™️

A perforated spoon that drains liquid before it reaches your mouth.

A blue mechanical arm positioned over an Instagram feed on a smartphone.
№ 104
Swipe-n-Like 4000™️

A mechanical phone gadget that swipes through and likes Instagram posts.

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