Unnecessary Inventions
The Unnecessary Inventions Store™️
The 2019 launch announcement for the original Unnecessary Inventions online store.
✳ The story
The Unnecessary Inventions Online Store™️ The board of directors finally had enough with my R&D and they are forcing me to open an online store (link in bio). A curated selection of my most popular Unnecessary Inventions are now available to purchase including the Turtle-Zipper-Neck, Pizza Fanny Pack, Baguette Pack, and more. After months of enduring “Shut up and take money” comments, the time has finally come for me to fulfill your demanding requests. Head over to the shop now before I change my mind.
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About this store launch
This announcement dates to December 2019. The products and availability described in the original caption refer to that launch. Matty’s current store is linked above.
Invention details
- Status
- Operational
