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The InstaTinsel™️

An air-powered launcher built to send Christmas ornaments toward a tree.

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The InstaTinsel™️ Decorate your Christmas Tree in record time. Our new breakthrough device shoots your Christmas ornaments across the room and perfectly onto the tree. Stop wasting your time with each useless decoration so you can have more time for EggNog! This air powered cannon will become a new Christmas tradition! INsta-Tinsel small INsta-Tinsel-3 small.jpg INsta-Tinsel-5 small INsta-Tinsel-6 small

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