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Solving problems that don’t exist.Since 2019 · Burlington, Vermont

The Unnecessary Inventions archive

Solving problems that don’t exist.

Real inventions. Entirely unnecessary. An ongoing collection of overly engineered ideas by Matty Benedetto.

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Matty holding a handle attached to a hand-shaped shade above his eyes.
№ 103
Helping Hand Visor™️

A hand-shaped visor for shading your eyes from the sun.

A hand placing a takeaway coffee cup into a red holder on a car roof.
№ 102
CarTop CupHolder™️

A suction-mounted cup holder designed for the roof of a car.

Matty wearing white glasses with pink sponges positioned below his eyes.
№ 101
The Sobbing Spectacles™️

Glasses with sponges below the eyes to catch tears.

Small rakes strapped to white sneakers among fallen autumn leaves.
№ 100
Rake ‘n Prance™️

Shoe-mounted rakes for gathering fallen leaves as you walk.

Matty holding a turquoise copy of 101 Unnecessary Inventions in front of his face.
№ 099
101 Unnecessary Inventions

The 2019 launch of Matty’s book featuring 101 Unnecessary Inventions.

Matty biting into a chain of colorful gummy figures.
№ 098
Gummy Human Centipedes™️

A horror-inspired Halloween candy gag made from connected gummy figures.

Matty wearing long brown hair extensions hanging from his eyebrows.
№ 097
Bang Brows™️

Long eyebrow extensions that give your brows their own set of bangs.

Matty displaying a glove tipped with a spatula, fork, knife, spoon and pointed skewer.
№ 096
Glovetensils™️

A glove with a different eating utensil attached to each finger.

Spaghetti strands passing through a black organizer beside a green cylinder.
№ 095
The Sketti Straightener™️

A pasta organizer that lines spaghetti strands up in neat rows.

A small white-and-blue mechanism mounted over an iPhone’s three camera lenses.
№ 094
iWipe Pro Max™️

A miniature wiper for the iPhone 11 Pro’s three rear camera lenses.

Matty wearing a red branching nose accessory while holding a lemon slice.
№ 093
The Stink-A-Way™️

A satirical nose accessory with tubes extending to either side of the face.

A black suction gadget with a long narrow tip surrounded by curved potato chips.
№ 092
Chip-Xractor™️

A suction gadget for retrieving chips from deep inside a narrow tube.

An orange handle connecting five nail clippers over the fingers of a hand.
№ 091
JiffyCuts™️

Five nail clippers linked beneath a single handle for an all-at-once trim.

Matty holding a game controller surrounded by accessories including a fan, mirror and cup holder.
№ 090
Marathon Utility Controller™️

A nine-accessory gaming controller made for a 2019 Call of Duty collaboration.

A solar panel mounted on a striped shirt with a cable running to a phone.
№ 089
SuperSolar Shirt™️

A shirt fitted with solar panels and USB ports for phone charging.

A black rearview attachment mounted beside the lens of red sunglasses.
№ 088
LookBak Spectacles™️

A prism-based sunglasses attachment for looking behind you.

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