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Chip-Xractor™️

A suction gadget for retrieving chips from deep inside a narrow tube.

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Chip-Xractor™️ That last chip is always the absolute worst! Our newest creation destroys those worries with our patented high-suction device featuring an ergonomically designed tip to perfectly cradle each potato chip. The 4x long turbine shaft reached to the absolute depths of your potato chip tube. The included can holster enables you to always be at the ready. Now one can is one serving, right?! Chipz Color small Chipz Color-4 small Chipz Color-3 small Chipz Color-2 small

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