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Solving problems that don’t exist.Since 2019 · Burlington, Vermont

The Unnecessary Inventions archive

Solving problems that don’t exist.

Real inventions. Entirely unnecessary. An ongoing collection of overly engineered ideas by Matty Benedetto.

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471 entries / Newest first

A colorful head-mounted GyroJogger frame holding a phone in front of Matty’s face.
№ 247
The GyroJogger™️

A head harness that holds a smartphone in front of the face on a multi-axis gimbal.

Matty flipping a blue Social Decision Token in the air.
№ 246
The Social Decision Token™️

A physical coin-flip token for deciding whether to like a social media post.

A hand-shaped Cob Quicky holding a stick of butter above corn on the cob.
№ 245
The Cob Quicky™️

A hand-shaped tool with center spikes that hold a stick of butter for spreading on corn.

Flowers and green plants growing in planters attached to a white PlayStation 5.
№ 244
The PlantStation 5™️

Custom PlayStation 5 faceplates with four built-in planters.

Matty holding red and white magnetic Hoodie Helpers beside sweatshirt drawstrings.
№ 243
The Hoodie Helpers™️

Magnetic holders for positioning a hoodie’s drawstrings evenly.

Matty in a car beside the blue-and-yellow Cruise N Breeze window-mounted air tube.
№ 242
The Cruise N Breeze™️

A curved car-window tube with a mesh-covered intake that channels outside air into the cabin.

White socks fitted with red circular silicone holders containing Apple AirTags.
№ 241
AirTag Socks™️

Socks with silicone sleeves that hold Apple AirTags.

Matty holding the Oscillating TV Stand beneath a television on a tripod.
№ 240
The Oscillating TV Stand™️

A motorized television stand that swings a screen back and forth through 90 degrees.

Matty holding a narrow keyboard with eight illuminated keys spelling password.
№ 239
The Password Keyboard™️

A compact keyboard with eight dedicated password keys and indicator lights.

Matty wearing a white Stop Snacking Sweater with sleeves joined across his waist.
№ 238
Stop Snacking Sweater™️

A sweater with connected sleeves, created for a Chex Mix Muddy Buddies collaboration.

A shaped portrait rug depicting Elon Musk holding a smoking joint.
№ 237
The Musk Mat™️

A plush portrait rug depicting Elon Musk holding a smoking joint.

Matty holding the green Take Effect Timer with cannabis-themed labels around its dial.
№ 236
Take Effect Timer™️

A cannabis-themed novelty timer with consumption-method labels around its dial.

AirShades sunglasses with white arms connected to Apple AirPods in Matty’s ears.
№ 235
The AirShades™️

Sunglasses with specially shaped arms that hold Apple AirPods.

Matty wearing the Haircut Collar with two mirrors on articulated arms behind his head.
№ 234
The Haircut Collar™️

A neck-worn collar with two adjustable mirrors for viewing the back and sides of the head.

Matty holding the white Sizzling Scooper above a container of ice cream.
№ 233
The Sizzling Scooper™️

An ice cream spoon with a trigger-operated flame attachment.

ZoomBorg mannequin head with a webcam in one eye beside a laptop showing Matty.
№ 232
The ZoomBorg™️

A mannequin head with an integrated webcam for face-to-face-style video calls.

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