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Solving problems that don’t exist.Since 2019 · Burlington, Vermont

The Unnecessary Inventions archive

Solving problems that don’t exist.

Real inventions. Entirely unnecessary. An ongoing collection of overly engineered ideas by Matty Benedetto.

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Matty holding a blue rolling charging chassis beneath an Apple Magic Mouse.
№ 279
The Magic Mouse Charging Chassis™️

A rolling Lightning charging dock that tilts an Apple Magic Mouse above the desk.

Matty beside the Lego Suck It vacuum tower with colorful bricks in stacked clear chambers.
№ 278
The Lego Suck It!™️

A vacuum-powered LEGO cleanup device with stacked chambers that sort bricks by size.

Matty reaching into a blue Never Napping Bowl filled with popcorn.
№ 277
The Never Napping Bowl™️

A vibrating popcorn bowl that shakes on your lap during movie night.

Matty holding the Dr Pepper clock with three clear can chutes marked 10, 2 and 4.
№ 276
The 10 2 4 Clock™️

A clock with three chutes that release Dr Pepper cans at ten, two and four o’clock.

Mini vacuum on the end of the Sweep Sucker broom beside a line of floor dirt.
№ 275
The Sweep Sucker™️

A double-ended broom with a mini vacuum for the line of dirt left behind by a dustpan.

Matty holding the Camera Cluster rig with multiple cameras pointed in different directions.
№ 274
Camera Cluster™️

A multi-camera mount with positions for horizontal, vertical and rear-facing filming.

Matty pressing the yellow Double Dip Snip cutter beside fries and dipping sauce.
№ 273
The Double Dip Snip™️

A snack-and-dip bowl with a blade that trims snack tips into a waste compartment.

Hands wiping sauce on absorbent pads exposed beneath denim panels in Sloppy Slacks.
№ 272
Sloppy Slacks™️

Jeans with removable denim panels that reveal absorbent pads for wiping messy hands.

Black Captain Morgan Super Bowl Punch Bowl with a digital display beneath the bowl.
№ 271
Super Bowl Punch Bowl™️

Matty adds an unnecessary ladle to Captain Morgan’s Super Bowl Punch Bowl.

Matty holding a dating-app screen between red and green Relationship Roulette lights.
№ 270
Relationship Roulette Machine™️

A phone attachment with randomized red and green lights to guide dating-app swipes.

Blue Fetch-N-Sweep launcher with a tennis ball at its opening and a dog in the background.
№ 269
Fetch-N-Sweep™️

A tennis-ball launcher attachment mounted on a Roborock S7 robot vacuum.

Matty lifting spaghetti beside the red-and-yellow Noodle Nipper cutting mechanism.
№ 268
The Noodle Nipper™️

A tabletop device with moving blades that trim spaghetti hanging below a fork.

Matty holding the white-and-orange All Tic No Tac Case with individual mint compartments.
№ 267
All Tic No Tac Case™️

A carrying case with individual fitted spaces for 36 Tic Tac mints.

Red hinged Swiper Stopper panel folded beside a phone showing a photo.
№ 266
The Swiper Stopper™️

A phone case with a hinged clear panel that covers the screen while showing a photo.

Matty lying in bed holding the red handle attached to the Wake-Up Winch cable.
№ 265
Wake-Up Winch™️

A motorized cable and handle that rise beside the bed for an unnecessary morning lift.

Replica hand gripping a MacBook as part of the GripBook Pro carrying accessory.
№ 264
Gripbook Pro™️

A MacBook carrying accessory with a replica hand and gold-colored chains.

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