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Relationship Roulette Machine™️

A phone attachment with randomized red and green lights to guide dating-app swipes.

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Relationship Roulette Machine™️ The first decision free way to swipe across your dating apps. This sleek gadget slides over your smartphone and continuously flashes the red and green lights in a randomized pattern to help you find your next life partner. No matter what your dating app of choice is – leave love into fate’s hands as you follow the guided lights to accept or reject each person you come across, until you finally come across the perfect match.

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