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Sloppy Slacks™️

Jeans with removable denim panels that reveal absorbent pads for wiping messy hands.

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Sloppy Slacks™️ The only pants specifically engineered for wiping your messy hands on while eating. These unassuming trousers feature two easy to remove sections that reveal our integrated highly absorb antcloth pads. Once removed, enjoy your favorite saucey foods with the peace of mind knowing you can swiftly wipe your grubby hands right on your pants at any time until they are perfectly clean. Once your meal is complete simply reattach each of the demin covers to cover the mess and go about your day looking fresher than ever.

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