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Solving problems that don’t exist.Since 2019 · Burlington, Vermont

The Unnecessary Inventions archive

Solving problems that don’t exist.

Real inventions. Entirely unnecessary. An ongoing collection of overly engineered ideas by Matty Benedetto.

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Matty carrying Dunkin drinks and a bag with a pink forearm-mounted Coffee Cargo Carrier.
№ 231
The Coffee Cargo Carrier™️

Forearm-mounted cup holders and a cargo net for carrying coffee and bags together.

Matty crouching beside a white runner rug with red-outlined shoe-shaped holes.
№ 230
The Watch Your Step Rug™️

A runner rug with shoe-shaped cutouts that let your feet touch the floor underneath.

Matty holding an extra-long yellow Modular Water Bottle made from stacked sections.
№ 229
The Modular Water Bottle™️

A water bottle built from threaded sections that screw together to change its capacity.

Matty demonstrating a tall white Standing Mouse attachment with colored controls.
№ 228
The Standing Mouse™️

A tall mouse attachment with spring-loaded click arms and a geared scroll control.

Matty wearing blue Gator Briefs styled with foam-clog holes and a strap.
№ 227
The Gator Briefs™️

Foam-clog-inspired underwear complete with ventilation holes, a strap, and ribbed details.

Matty holding the red Smoke Deflector fan housing with flame-shaped supports.
№ 226
The Smoke Deflector™️

A satirical ceiling-mounted fan concept built around cooking smoke and smoke alarms.

Matty holding an orange phone-and-mirror attachment that reflects his smartphone.
№ 225
Anytime Selfie System™️

A smartphone case with an attached mirror for taking mirror selfies wherever you go.

Matty holding a yellow double-ended spoon from the Noosa yoghurt invention collection.
№ 224
The Noosa Collection™️

Seven Noosa yoghurt inventions, including the Yoguzzi and a double spoon for two people.

David Dobrik beside the stainless-steel Hawaiian Punch drinking fountain built by Matty.
№ 223
The Mr. Deeds Fountain™️

A custom drinking fountain that dispenses Hawaiian Punch, built for David Dobrik.

Matty showing a white MagSanitize Pro dispenser attached to the back of an iPhone.
№ 222
MagSanitize Pro™️

A hand sanitizer dispenser that attaches to an iPhone using MagSafe.

Matty beside a wall-mounted HookShot with a tilted bottle and a filled shot glass.
№ 221
The HookShot™️

A coat hook that uses a hanging jacket’s weight to tip a bottle and pour a shot.

Matty holding a colorful blue and pink hand-tufted rug shaped like a thumbs-up.
№ 220
The Rug Making Tutorial

Matty’s rug-tufting video tutorial, with the original tools and materials list.

Matty holding a yellow cup with a digital clock displaying 3:50 on the front.
№ 219
The Alarm Clock Cup™️

A drinking cup combined with a digital alarm clock for the bedside table.

Matty beside a wooden robotic arm wearing a smartwatch while he holds a game controller.
№ 218
The SwingStepper™️

A robotic swinging arm that moves a smartwatch to simulate step-counting motion.

Matty placing a wrapped gift on a round wooden shelf inside a decorated Christmas tree.
№ 217
Santa’s Safety Shelf™️

A wooden shelf inside an artificial Christmas tree for keeping presents off the floor.

Matty wearing a black face mask held up by miniature suspenders attached to a headband.
№ 216
Mask-Spenders™️

An elastic headband with miniature suspenders that lift the top of a face mask.

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