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Santa’s Safety Shelf™️

A wooden shelf inside an artificial Christmas tree for keeping presents off the floor.

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Santa’s Safety Shelf™️ Protect your presents at new heights! Make sure your gifts make it to Christmas Day with our new tree expansion pack. This wooden shelf fits firmly into your artificial Christmas tree and enables you to properly keep your presents out of harms way. Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!

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