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Solving problems that don’t exist.Since 2019 · Burlington, Vermont

The Unnecessary Inventions archive

Solving problems that don’t exist.

Real inventions. Entirely unnecessary. An ongoing collection of overly engineered ideas by Matty Benedetto.

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Matty seated in a yard beside an orange robotic mower fitted with a drinks tray.
№ 199
MowTender™️

A robotic lawnmower fitted with a drinks station for bringing refreshments around the yard.

Matty holding a patterned novelty chocolate bar near his mouth.
№ 198
WAP Chocolate Bars™️

Novelty filled chocolate bars inspired by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s WAP.

Matty tossing a brown Snack Saucer with a yellow bowl filled with pretzel snacks.
№ 197
The Snack Saucer™️

A flying disc with an integrated snack bowl, created with Snyder’s of Hanover.

Matty aiming a small blue-and-red Candle Cannon toward lit candles on a birthday cake.
№ 196
The Candle Cannon™️

A miniature finger-mounted air blaster for blowing out birthday candles.

Matty drying his neck with a pink towel beside a blue towel-style shower curtain.
№ 195
Shower Curtain Towel™️

A shower curtain made to double as a hanging bath towel.

Matty holding a pink artificial hand with suction cups mounted on a blue handle.
№ 194
The @MrBeast Grippy Hand™️

A faux hand covered in suction cups, inspired by Matty’s appearance in a MrBeast challenge.

Matty holding an ice cream cone inside the blue Cone Cream Catcher with a small bottom nozzle.
№ 193
Cone Cream Catcher™️

An ice cream cone holder that catches melted drips and releases them through a nozzle.

A blue Scooter Platter tray on a tall multicolored support above electric scooter handlebars.
№ 192
Scooter Platter™️

A satirical scooter accessory with an elevated plate for carrying a meal.

Matty wearing an oversized blue Gator Grip gauntlet with foam-clog-style holes.
№ 191
Infinity Gatorlet™️

A giant Gator Grip built to mark the anniversary of the original cease-and-desist episode.

Matty wearing an orange mask with a megaphone projecting from the front.
№ 190
Megaphone Mask™️

A face-mask concept with an integrated megaphone for projecting speech.

Matty in a grocery aisle wearing a hoodie with a large mesh basket holding food packages.
№ 189
Grocery Cart Hoodie™️

A hoodie with an expandable mesh compartment that buckles to the shoulders as a shopping basket.

Matty beside a tall mirror fitted with red curtains on five horizontal rails.
№ 188
The Not Today Mirror™️

A mirror with five separate curtain zones for covering selected parts of your reflection.

Matty seated outdoors with a coffee cup in the green folding Commuter Cup Carrier.
№ 187
The Commuter Cup Carrier™️

A folding cup holder that attaches to a shoe for holding coffee while you wait.

A smartphone in a blue-and-yellow Social Scrolling Case with its scrolling mechanism in front.
№ 186
Social Scrolling Case™️

A smartphone case with a mechanical scrolling attachment and adjustable app modes.

Matty removing the cap from a small red FingerStick case to reveal an artificial finger.
№ 185
FingerStick Kit™️

A compact case that reveals a spring-loaded artificial finger for touching surfaces.

Matty seated in a car beneath a small ceiling fan mounted to the interior roof.
№ 184
MotorBlades™️

A miniature ceiling-fan concept designed to hang inside a car.

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