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The Dad Mask™️

A novelty face covering styled after a classic white dad sneaker.

✳ The story

The Dad Mask™️ Can’t wait to get some grass stains on this bad boy. Spring is in the air and your dad is itching to get working on the yard. Thankfully his favorite white sneakers now come in a stylish mask to wear. Be the top dad on the block when you lace this on. N95, more like N69 - right kids?!
Matty wearing a face covering made from a white New Balance sneaker while holding garden tools.
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