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The Social Distance Intimacy Aide™️
A six-foot folding arm with two artificial hands, created as a 2020 distancing satire.
✳ The story
The Social Distance Intimacy Aide™️ Show affection with proper social distancing practices. Our newest invention features a 6 foot folding arm with two extremely life like hands to grip & hold with your significant other. Watch a movie or take a light walk just like you remember them. This is the new long distance relationship! 
About this invention
This satirical invention was published in April 2020. The original caption reflects the distancing language of that period.
Invention details
- Status
- Operational
