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JerkyNails™️

An artificial finger with a twist-up beef-jerky fingernail for snacking.

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JerkyNails™️ Curb your nail biting habit with jerky and meet the fun new snack taking the meat market by storm! This ultra-realistic finger features a delicious fingernail made entirely from beef jerky. When you need to nibble, simply twist the bottom dispenser to let the jerky nail grow just a bit longer for your meaty snack!
Matty holding a beige artificial finger with a dark beef-jerky nail protruding from the top.
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