Skip to content
Solving problems that don’t exist.Since 2019 · Burlington, Vermont
Shop MATTY
← All inventionsInvention № 134

Unnecessary Inventions

Birthday Booze Candle Topper™️

A birthday-candle topper designed to fit into the neck of a liquor bottle.

✳ The story

Birthday Booze Candle Topper™️ Today I turn 30 years old and I don’t want cake…I want some booze. Celebrate your own birthday with this unique candle topper that conveniently fits into your favorite bottle of liquor and make a wish. Things are only going down hill from here, so bottoms up. 

Birthday Booze Candle Topper - Unnecessary Inventions

Watch on Instagram ↗

Total
0
Shares
Share 0
Tweet 0
Pin it 0
Share 0
Invention details
Status
Operational

There’s more where that came from

Another problem. Another invention.

Explore the archive ↗
Orange Extension-C USB-C charging cables with chunky extension-cord-style connectors.
№ 471
Extension-C Cables™

Ten-foot USB-C charging cables with the chunky look of classic extension cords.
Matty with the blue Citicar during its rebuild.
№ 470
The Citicar Project Is Back!

The Citicar rebuild returns with a refreshed look and plans to get running before winter.
№ 469
The Buzz Buddy™

A mini digital drinking companion with sip-detection tech — every sip you take, he takes one too.
№ 468
The Pixel Lamp

A clap-activated pixel lamp with 168 programmable LEDs, reimagining the Autodesk logo — double-clap to change modes.

Watch the invention

Explore this invention →