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Solving problems that don’t exist.Since 2019 · Burlington, Vermont

The Unnecessary Inventions archive

Solving problems that don’t exist.

Real inventions. Entirely unnecessary. An ongoing collection of overly engineered ideas by Matty Benedetto.

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Matty wearing a back harness that supports a ceiling fan above his head outdoors.
№ 327
The Backpack Blower™️

A back harness that carries a ceiling fan overhead, from a concept by @jaredeschwartz.

Wrist-mounted Sauce Shooter with a Burger King logo and a clear sauce reservoir.
№ 326
The Sauce Shooter™️

A wrist-mounted sauce dispenser created with Burger King for its 2023 Spider-Verse campaign.

Matty lifting a fork attached to a blue resistance band beside a plate of food.
№ 325
The Fitness Fork™️

A fork connected to interchangeable resistance bands that add effort to each bite.

Matty positioning a spiral-shaped creator award on his jigsaw puzzle table.
№ 324
The Award Jigsaw Puzzle Piece™️

As the literal Best Creator of 2023, an award attachment for the Jigsaw Puzzle Table.

Screentime Shame Case with a phone, red light-sensor arm and oversized digital timer.
№ 323
Screentime Shame Case™️

A phone case with a light sensor and an oversized timer that counts screen-on time.

Type N Swipe motion sensor in a red base beneath a raised hand.
№ 322
The Type N Swipe™️

The motion activated way to prevent your cat from walking across your keyboard.

Blue Beauty Blaster with a push-button grip and rotating makeup sponge attachments.
№ 321
The Beauty Blaster™️

A push-button gadget that spins makeup sponges for an unnecessary take on blending.

Matty wearing a red Sporty Susan carousel holding snacks and a drink around his head.
№ 320
The Sporty Susan™️

A rotating wearable snack holder created with DoorDash for its March 2023 Bracket Bites campaign.

Matty dropping a treat into a table-mounted funnel and chute beside a waiting dog.
№ 319
The Doggy Disposal™️

A table-mounted funnel and chute that sends small treats down to a waiting dog.

Matty placing a drink can inside the blue-and-yellow Decibel Decreaser container.
№ 318
The Decibel Decreaser™️

A blue-and-yellow container built to make opening a drink can quieter.

Matty wearing a projector on a headband with colored light shining toward his raised hand.
№ 317
The Projector Headlamp™️

A folding projector mounted on a headband so its picture follows where you look.

Phone on an extended mount attached to Matty’s wooden jigsaw puzzle table.
№ 316
The Jigsaw Table Phone Mount™️

A swiveling phone holder that extends into a selfie stick on the modular puzzle table.

Red-and-black gimbal cup holder on a white ski-pole attachment above a snowy trail.
№ 315
Ski Sipping Stabilizer™️

A multi-axis drink holder mounted to a ski pole, created in partnership with BODYARMOR.

Hand-shaped Wrist Winder wrapped with a cable above its white push-button handle.
№ 314
The Wrist Winder™️

A motorized hand-shaped grip that winds a charging cable at the push of a button.

Matty placing a Dunkin iced coffee into an ice-filled holder attached to a mitten.
№ 313
The Never Meltin’ Mitten™️

A mitten with an ice-filled iced-coffee holder, created with Dunkin for winter sipping.

Matty reflected in the Mirror Selfie System beside its pink phone holder on a cruise ship.
№ 312
The Mirror Selfie System™️

A portable mirror with an angled smartphone mount for mirror selfies on the go.

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