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Matty resting on a translucent green reservoir pillow with a blue drinking hose near his mouth.View image ↗

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The Reservoir Pillow™️

A rigid water-reservoir pillow with an attached drinking hose and valve.

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The Reservoir Pillow™️ Can’t...get out...of bed...need water! For whatever reason you are literally dying of thirst in bed, our newest pillow will be right there with zero effort required. Rest your head on this rugged plastic pillow with an integrated hose and valve to consume that precious h2o while you are dreaming away. *protip: try NOT to wet the bed this time.
Matty resting on a translucent green reservoir pillow with a blue drinking hose near his mouth.
Reservoir Pillow - Unnecessary Inventions
Reservoir Pillow - Unnecessary Inventions
Reservoir Pillow - Unnecessary Inventions
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