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Toilet Paper Quota Controller™️

A toilet-paper dispenser that releases one square at a time with a button press.

✳ The story

Toilet Paper Quota Controller™️ Limit yourself to one square of toilet paper per bathroom trip. As the global TP supply declines, our newest appliance will ensure that your rolls will last as long as possible. Simply push the side button to dispense one single square of precious toilet paper when it’s time to clean up. Now don’t forget to divide you 2-ply!

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About this invention

This March 2020 invention responds to the toilet-paper shortages of that period. The original caption’s supply references are historical.

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