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The ThighPhone™️

A satirical smartphone cradle that slides onto the thigh to hold a phone.

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The ThighPhone™️ Enjoy your phone while you drive. With our latest device, easily nestle your smartphone on your thigh at the perfect viewing angle in the driver seat. Simply slide it onto your leg of choice and drop your phone in. Shoot me a text while you’re at it +1 (802) 392-0259 and I’ll say what’s up. ThighPhone - Unnecessary Inventions ThighPhone - Unnecessary Inventions ThighPhone - Unnecessary Inventions ThighPhone - Unnecessary Inventions

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