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Solving problems that don’t exist.Since 2019 · Burlington, Vermont
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The Unnecessary Membership Card™️

A matte black membership card with deliberately no perks or benefits.

✳ The story

The Unnecessary Membership Card™️ Introduced in 2019 as the first Unnecessary Inventions product, this membership card comes with a deliberately unnecessary promise. Forged from the center of the earth, this matte black metal card features a mesmerizing pattern and Ui logo cut from diamonds, a photon-laser cut membership insignia, and a hand painted scripture on the back. The Unnecessary Membership Card entitles you to: Absolutely NO Perks, ZERO Membership Benefits, and Unnecessary Space Taken From Your Wallet.

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About this 2019 launch

This page preserves the original membership-card concept and launch video. Its promise of no perks or benefits is the joke behind the card.

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