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Unnecessary Inventions

The Tear-Rings™️

Earrings that hold tiny rolls of paper for wiping away tears.

✳ The story

The Tear-Rings™️ Every now and then you just need a good cry. Our latest fashion accessory clears those tears whenever they start running down your face. Our refillable cartridges arrive on a subscription basis once every other day so you can take a stand against your anxiety and depression. I’m not crying, you’re crying!

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