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The Passive Aggressive Punching Bag™️

A desktop punching bag that types a randomized passive-aggressive email opening.

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The Passive Aggressive Punching Bag™️ Automatically type an opening email line when you’re utterly annoyed. Simply & firmly affix our fixture to your desk and plug it into your computer. Then let out your frustration on who ever may have it coming in the form with a randomized passive aggressive reply in your next email. Now absolutely anytime during your day, take a moment and give our punching bag a strong wallop to let us handle every situation you may have your life with the perfect line every time.


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