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The NogScarf™️

A festive scarf with eggnog pouches and a straw for holiday sipping.

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The NogScarf™️ Stay Warm and Get Toasted! This holiday season when you are out singing your carols, strap on this festive scarf with built in transparent pouches to chug down your eggnog. A long plastic straw protrudes from the scarf so the ultimate drinking ease. Fa-la-la-la I’m drunk.
Matty sipping through a straw from a drink pouch built into a red plaid scarf.
NogScarf - Unnecessary Inventions
NogScarf - Unnecessary Inventions
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