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Selfie Sandals™️

Sandals with a smartphone slot that turns a raised foot into a selfie camera mount.

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Selfie Sandals™️ Your selfie game just kicked into high gear. Our newest footwear comes equipped with a specially designed chamber for your smartphone to take a selfie break. Slide it in, set your timer, and thrust your leg into the air to get the perfect self portrait. If only I went to more yoga classes to get the good angles.
Selfie Sandals - Unnecessary Inventions
Selfie Sandals - Unnecessary Inventions
Selfie Sandals - Unnecessary Inventions
Matty raising a red sandal with a smartphone inserted into a slot in its sole.
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