The Unnecessary Inventions archive
Solving problems that don’t exist.
Real inventions. Entirely unnecessary. An ongoing collection of overly engineered ideas by Matty Benedetto.
Meet the inventor
My Perfect Hogan™️
A shaving guide inspired by Hulk Hogan’s mustache.
The Driver Snack Tax Chute™️
A chute for passing snacks from the back seat toward the front.
The Inferno Knuckles™️
A candle holder with a knuckle-shaped grip for a nighttime-patrol parody.
The Pillow One S™️
A miniature bed for a smartphone’s overnight rest.
The Do Not, Paint Roller™️
A roller that marks surfaces with the words DO NOT PAINT.
The Anywhere Hook™️
A wearable coat hook for carrying a jacket with you.
The Airsticks™️
Chopstick attachments for a pair of AirPods.