The Offensive Snowball Maker™️
Year
2026
Status
Operational
The Offensive Snowball Maker™️ Getting hit in the face with a snowball just officially got insulting! Gone are the days of boring round snowballs with our state-of-the-art Middle Finger snowball maker. Scoop up some fresh powder, clamp down, and toss your aggressions at your worst enemy! Now who the f$&k just threw that snowball.
