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LukeWarm Coffee™️

A parody coffee brand devoted to room-temperature drinks.

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Luke Warm Coffee™️ Finally enjoy coffee the way it was intended to be served, at room temperature. Our new signature roast has been perfected to be enjoyed at a balmy 72°. Ditch the hot and cold brews, and simply keep our blend un-refrigerated in your home to enjoy our 100% GMO coffee anytime. The refreshing drink of the summer has arrived.

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