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The JiffyFlosser™️

A satirical mouth-shaped frame that holds multiple strands of dental floss.

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The JiffyFlosser™️ Every single tooth in one easy swish. Stop wasting your precious time flossing each individual tooth and finish the deed in a fraction of the time. Our revolutionary dental device will ensure every single tooth gets properly flossed with one chomp. Toss it into your mouth and each strand of floss will find its way.
Matty holding a red mouth-shaped frame with floss strands in front of his open mouth.
JiffyFlosser - Unnecessary Inventions
JiffyFlosser - Unnecessary Inventions
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