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The Instructional Pants™️

Jeans printed with instructions for putting them on and using their pockets.

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The Instructional Pants™️ Ok insert left leg, pull upward, zipper fly – Got It! You can never have too many instructions to help get you through your day. Luckily our latest denim collection features all the necessary steps and tips to properly put on your pair of pants when you finally leave the house. Keep everything in the right pocket and even pick your wedgie. The Instruction Pants - Unnecessary Inventions The Instruction Pants - Unnecessary Inventions The Instruction Pants - Unnecessary Inventions The Instruction Pants - Unnecessary Inventions The Instruction Pants - Unnecessary Inventions

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