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Farmer-B-Gone™️

A pair of detached sleeves designed as a satirical response to farmer’s tan lines.

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Farmer-B-Gone™️Even out those summer t-shirt tans lines once and for all. Our newest fashion innovation features a 100% UV blocking fabric to help you fade that pesky farmers tan. Simply lose your shirt and gently slide these fashionable on-the-go sleeves while you soak up the sunshine. Now who is going to lotion up my back for me?!
Matty wearing black Farmer-B-Gone sleeves with white lettering against a yellow backdrop.
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